The Cast

CAST: (in order of appearance, somewhat)

Wren the Wonder Dragon - Me, Author of this Blog, Pack Alpha, occasionally Wife, Mom, Student,
                                             and to some Official Pain in the Ass.

Fuzzy -                                 My husband, also Dad, the Medic, and occasionally the thing that
                                             vexes me.

The Minions -                     My offspring, fruit of my loins, future of my genetic line. There are only
                                            3 but they feel like 300.
         Demon -                     The teenage Minion. Often found with questionably clean socks and a
                                            headphone in one ear. Brilliant but lazy.
         Pookie -                     The grade-school Minion, short tempered, unpredictable, brilliant. Often
                                            found in possession of LEGOS and a Transformer. Speeks
                                            Cybertronian fluently.
         Fruit Salad -               The youngest, but also the fastest Minion in the house. Pre-school aged
                                            and thinks he's 16. Also unpredictable and brilliant. Often found tailing
                                            Pookie and copying his every move. Speeks Cybertronian passably.

Reverend Mother Elise -    My Sister, best friend, second in command, The Clarice to my
(aka Lady Elise)                 Ouiser. Often found in another state, when she's not sitting next
                                            to me in jail.

The Wingman -                 Demon's best friend, Often found with a 4.2 GPA and a packed itinerary.
                                          Brilliant and responsible. Vaguely reminds us of Michelle from The
                                          Voice season 4. I like this one.

Lady Dresden -                 Our Omega, our stabilizing force, the one who smooths our battered
(aka - The Red)                  edges.The embodiment of Feminine Nurturing. Often found in the
                                           eye of the storm, when she's not working her ass off, or fielding
                                           children.

Frack -                              The younger of Reverend Mother's Minions. A Young Adult with
                                          fire, drive and talent. The graphic artist of the family. Often found
                                          in the middle of the action, with an opinion on everything.

Crush -                              Frack's Husband. Though I've only met the guy once
                                          I like him. Struck me as the quiet type who lost his faith in mankind
                                          and is re-learning what family means now that he's with the Clan.

Squirt -                              My soon to be Niece that is currently baking in Frack's cauldron.
                                         Often found on Mommy's bladder.

Easter Bunny-                   One of my oldest, closest friend from High School. We've
                                         bothered the shit out of each other forever. Currently going
                                         through a rough patch with her Health and in need of extra
                                         love and hugs. Often found shopping and drinking Starbucks.

The D.J.                            Easter Bunny's new significant other. The more times I've seen
                                         him, the more I find myself liking him. He's good to her.

Lord Stormbright -            My ex-boyfriend, but still a good friend. We long ago burried
                                         the hatchet, and not in each other. Lives way out in Bible Territory.
                                         Temperamental, can be withdrawn, but worth more most people,
                                         including himself, give him credit for. Not often found at all, he's
                                         way the (explicative deleted) out in Bible Territory.

Mick -                              Reverend Mother's husband. The man I share half a brain and all
                                        of a zodiac sign with. My sparring partner, occasionally know as
                                        Chief Growling Bear. Strength, Loyalty, Honor, and Chivalry
                                        are his way of life. Often found in armor and drinking coffee so
                                        thick it will hold up a fork.